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Hollywood’s Unhinged Money Grab “Primate” Bombs as “Avatar 3” Shamelessly Clings to Top Spot

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HOLLYWOOD IS BRAINDEAD! While the world BURNS, audiences are shelling out BILLIONS for the SAME movie for a FOURTH WEEK, proving the masses will swallow ANY blue-hued CGI slop James Cameron serves. “Avatar: Fire and Ash” isn’t just dominating—it’s a DISTURBING monument to our cultural STAGNATION, a $1 billion sign that original thought is EXTINCT.

But the sickness runs DEEPER. In second place, “Primate” cashes in on primal fear with a story of a pet chimp turned “killing machine”—a HARROWING metaphor for a society that domesticates entertainment only to be SLAUGHTERED by its own lack of taste. This is what passes for creativity: rehashed horror where the real monster is the HOLLYWOOD MACHINE itself.

The dystopia is COMPLETE with “Greenland 2: Migration,” a sequel about fleeing a destroyed Earth that audiences are ironically PAYING to see while ignoring the real-world collapses outside their theater doors. This isn’t escapism; it’s a MASS PSYCHOSIS, where we fetishize our own extinction for the price of a ticket and a large popcorn.

Even the “holdovers” like “The Housemaid” reveal our TWISTED appetites, thriving on tales of domestic terror as real trust erodes. The box office isn’t a chart; it’s a DIAGNOSTIC, revealing a populace so numb, so desperate for sensation, that we fund the very nightmares we claim to fear.



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