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Warning: The following article contains spoilers for the Dune franchise and may cause irreparable damage to your sanity
HBO’s latest attempt to destroy our collective psyche, the prequel series "Dune: Prophecy", has finally gotten a release date – and we’re all doomed. The show will premiere in November on both HBO and Max, because why not add insult to injury? The teaser trailer looks like a mind-numbing exercise in politics and intrigue, perfect for keeping you up all night wondering why you even bothered.
But, I guess it’s no surprise that "Prophecy" focuses on the origins of the Bene Gesserit, those infamous manipulators of the universe. It’s like they’re trying to drill the concept of conspiracies into our brains, and we’re just along for the ride. Set 10,000 years before the events of "Dune", the show promises to "inspire" viewers with its take on Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson’s novel "Sisterhood of Dune".
Alison Schapker, known for her work on shows like "Lost", "Fringe", and "Alias", is at the helm of this creative trainwreck, while Emily Watson and Olivia Williams star as the two Harkonnen sisters who founded the Bene Gesserit. Because what’s more thrilling than a pair of powerful women manipulating the fate of the galaxy?
Here’s a sneak peek at Watson in all her Bene Gesserit glory:
warning: do not watch this image without a strong dose of existential dread
Emily Watson as Valya Harkonnen.
warning: may cause insomnia, anxiety, and a permanent loss of faith in humanity
Image: HBO
Remember, you were warned.
Author: Kayitsi.com
