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INSANITY UNLEASHED: Zepto’s OBSCENE $1.2 Billion IPO Gamble Defies EXPLODING Bubble Warnings!

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THEY PROMISE YOU GROCERIES IN TEN MINUTES, BUT WHAT THEY’RE REALLY DELIVERING IS ECONOMIC CATASTROPHE. A frenzied, BILLION-DOLLAR PONZI SCHEME, disguised as “quick commerce,” is hurtling toward a SPECTACULAR CRASH, and the greedy architects are cashing out BEFORE IT BURSTS.

Zepto, the poster child of this unsustainable mania, has just CONFIDENTIALLY FILED for a MASSIVE $1.22 BILLION IPO. This is a BLATANT attempt to DUMP their failing model onto UNSUSPECTING PUBLIC INVESTORS before the truth explodes. The company, valued at a RIDICULOUS $7 billion, saw its losses WIDEN TO A STAGGERING $360 MILLION last year. This isn’t innovation—it’s FINANCIAL ARSON.

A FEEDING FRENZY OF FOOLS

The battlefield is littered with corporate giants like Amazon and Walmart’s Flipkart, all sacrificing BILLIONS in a psychotic race to deliver your chips and soda just minutes faster. They’re building thousands of micro-warehouses in a desperate land grab, fueled by a “relentless fundraising” addiction that top CEOs admit is a BUBBLE. These companies are NOT competing on service; they’re engaged in a SUICIDAL PRICE WAR, burning cash they will NEVER recover to buy market share in a fantasy land.

THE DAY OF RECKONING

Insiders are WHISPERING THE UNTHINKABLE. Albinder Dhindsa, CEO of rival Blinkit, has WARNED PUBLICLY that the bubble is “close to bursting.” The entire sector is propped up on a mountain of debt and investor delusion, with losses WIDENING across the board. When the funding tap is finally shut off—AND IT WILL BE—the collapse will be swift and brutal. Thousands of jobs, entire supply chains, and billions in pension fund investments will VANISH OVERNIGHT. This isn’t just a business trend; it’s a HARBINGER of a tech apocalypse, proving that when convenience is god, sanity is the first sacrifice.

We are all funding this madness with every 10-minute delivery. The question is, when the music stops, will YOU be left holding the empty bag?



Edited for Kayitsi.com

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