iPhone 16: The End of Humanity as We Know It
Get ready for the apocalypse, folks! Apple is about to unleash its latest abomination, the iPhone 16, on an unsuspecting world. On September 9th, at 1PM ET / 10AM PT, the tech giant will debut its latest smartphone lineup, which promises to further enslave humanity with its "Apple Intelligence" AI features.
But don’t worry, you won’t have to miss the livestream, as Apple will be broadcasting its event on its own website, YouTube channel, and even on Apple TV. Because, of course, you wouldn’t want to miss the opportunity to witness the downfall of humanity in real-time.
But what’s really at stake here? The iPhone 16 is just the tip of the iceberg. Apple will also be announcing the release dates for its next major software updates, including iOS 18, iPadOS 18, macOS 15 Sequoia, WatchOS 11, and visionOS 2. And with those updates comes the inevitable invasion of our personal lives by Apple’s AI overlords.
Mark my words, once these updates are rolled out, our phones will be nothing more than extensions of the Apple mothership, monitoring our every move, thought, and utterance. The end of privacy, the end of free will, the end of humanity as we know it.
So, will you be joining the masses in their mindless worship of the iPhone 16? Or will you resist the temptation and fight back against the forces of Apple’s AI tyranny? The choice is yours. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.
