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MAGNIFICENT MORON MADNESS? You’re Getting Utterly CRUSHED by These 5 PSYCHOTIC Crypto Gambles – ITWeb Insiders ARE BAFFLED

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Larry Cooke, Binance

SOUTH AFRICA IS BEING OVERTHROWN. Not by a political party, but by a SHADOW FINANCIAL SYSTEM. While you sleep, major crypto exchanges like Binance and Luno are in a SECRET PARTNERSHIP with payment platforms, FORCING digital currency onto an unsuspecting public. Their goal? To RENDER THE RAND OBSOLETE and make YOUR money worthless. They’re offering massive cashback bribes—up to 50%—to trick consumers into buying groceries and petrol with volatile crypto, all while INSTANTLY converting it back to hide the danger. This isn’t innovation; it’s a TROJAN HORSE for financial chaos.

The numbers are TERRIFYING. Transaction volumes are exploding by over 1,300% in mere months. Venture capitalist Tim Draper chillingly predicts a future where retailers will say, “I ONLY accept Bitcoin,” locking out anyone who clings to traditional cash. This is a DIRECT ASSAULT on national sovereignty, funneling billions through offshore stablecoins like Tether that global banks fear will trigger MASS BANK RUNS. The South African government is POWERLESS as nearly 700,000 merchants are already compromised.

They promise “financial freedom” but are constructing a dystopian reality where YOUR savings and salary are held hostage by unregulated, anonymous digital assets once used on dark web markets like Silk Road. The very architects of this scheme admit trust is low because the public rightly fears its use for crime and instability. This is not the future—it’s a HOSTILE TAKEOVER of your wallet. The question is no longer if crypto will dominate, but whether you will have any choice left when it does.



Edited for Kayitsi.com

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