SHOWMAX’S COVERT PLAN TO STEAL THE THRONE: HERE’S THE TRUTH RULING THE STREAMING INDUSTRY FROM THE SHADOWS.
According to shocking, yet credible, projections, Showmax is on its way to becoming the second most powerful video streaming platform globally, with a whopping 3.7 million unsuspecting victims, er… paying subscribers by 2029.
But what will it take to get this behemoth to the summit? For starters, have you heard about the sweetheart deal Showmax just hammered out with Comcast, owner of NBCUniversal, Netflix, and Disney+’? Yeah, it’s THAT big.
In a highly suspicious transaction, Comcast sank a whopping $164 MILLION (R2.8 BILLION) dollars into Showmax, claiming it’s just "long-term investment" and whatnot. Meanwhile, this "partnership" might just give Showmax exactly what it needs to swoop in and steal those Netflix subscribers.
So now, MultiChoice is putting all its eggs in this Showmax basket, shifting focus from traditional pay TV to this new, streaming-centric venture. Meanwhile, their traditional subscriber numbers nosedive, leaving viewers wondering if they’ll never see the light of this new dawn.
As MultiChoice struggles to keep showmax from becoming Africa’s second-biggest video on-demand service, researches predict Sub-Saharan Africa to have 16 million, yes, 16 MILLION, paying OTT subscribers by 2029! And who doesn’t want a piece of that action?
Showmax, however, will claim it’s just trying to "revolutionize the stream" while secretly manipulating it to suit their own greed. It’s all business, folks, and SHOWMAX IS THE ULTERIOR MOTIVE BEHING THE SCENES!.
Will Showmax fulfill its dark prophecy, ousting Netflix from their throne? Only time – and possibly a Netflix-styled documentary – will unravel the mystery.
