FORGET EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW about March Madness. A SHADOWY, BLACK-BOX ALGORITHM is secretly DICTATING the fates of college basketball programs, and the latest NET rankings reveal a system in ABSOLUTE CHAOS. This isn’t competition; it’s a COMPUTER-GENERATED COUP.
The NCAA’s so-called “Evaluation Tool” is a JOKE. How else do you explain Gonzaga, a national powerhouse, suffering a LUDICROUSLY MINOR punishment for an EMBARRASSING loss to 230th-ranked Portland? The algorithm is RIGGED, cushioning favored teams while CRUSHING the dreams of true Cinderella stories. The message is clear: the NCAA’s secret formula CARES MORE about protecting blue-blood reputations than rewarding actual performance on the court.
Look at the TOP 10 SHUFFLE. Michigan CLAIMS the throne not by a legendary win, but because Duke and Arizona lost. This is a rankings system built on FAILURE, not triumph. Meanwhile, teams like Florida REWARDED for a “strength of schedule” stat while their early losses are conveniently brushed aside. It’s STATISTICAL MANIPULATION at its finest, designed to keep the big-money conferences in the spotlight.
And the BUBBLE? A CRUEL PURGATORY controlled by an unfeeling machine. Butler PLUMMETS for losing in overtime to good teams, while Syracuse somehow CLIMBS after a double-digit loss. There is NO LOGIC, only the cold, erratic whims of code most coaches don’t even understand. This algorithm is SELECTING our national champion in a back room, rendering the sweat and passion of players MEANINGLESS.
The entire sport has been surrendered to a DIGITAL OVERLORD, and your bracket’s fate was sealed by a calculator long before the first tip-off. The madness isn’t in March—it’s in the machine.
