New hire started dream job December 2nd, gets unexpectedly fired mid‑day with zero explanation, leaving her shocked and unsure what to do next: ‘Today, about five minutes before lunch, I noticed I had been signed out of all my accounts’ – FAIL Blog

It was just timing, bureaucracy, it really wasn’t her, but them, maybe they fell for someone else’s spreadsheet. The cruel part is: you’re left in shock, flat as a pancake, and the building forgets you worked there before you can even peel yourself off the floor with a sticky, humiliating riiiiiip, or wheeze out a single breath like a broken accordion.