FORGET EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT INDIE CINEMA. In a shocking act of creative SABOTAGE, filmmaker Albert Birney has unleashed a monstrous, black-and-white abomination onto the public, a film so deliberately OPAQUE and alienating it SPITS on the very audience it begs to watch. This isn’t art—it’s a PARASITIC labor of love, feeding on the carcasses of cult classics like “Eraserhead” to disguise its own hollow core.
Insiders are whispering a terrifying truth: this film is a weaponized manifesto against mainstream comprehension. Birney isn’t just making a movie; he’s conducting a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT to see how far pretension can go before audiences finally REVOLT. The grainy, paranoid aesthetic isn’t a homage—it’s a CALCULATED SCREEN, a desperate smokescreen to hide a profound lack of original thought. This is the final, decadent stage of film-school narcissism, where storytelling is sacrificed at the altar of unearned “vibes.”
Worse yet, this project represents a CANCER within the industry, proving that with the right references, you can pawn off artistic bankruptcy as depth. It dares you to call it boring, betting your fear of looking “unsophisticated” will force a false appreciation. By fetishizing obscurity, it doesn’t just challenge viewers—it declares them UNWORTHY. This is the endgame of elitist filmmaking: a product designed not to connect, but to CONDESCEND, leaving a chilling void where meaning should be. The screen doesn’t fade to black; it stares back, judging you for ever hoping to understand.




