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Obscene AI Windfall Sees SoftBank’s Staggering $2.4 Billion Surge from One Cursed Bet

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SoftBank CEO Masayoshi Son and OpenAI CEO Sam Altman attend an event to pitch AI for businesses in Tokyo, Japan Feb. 3, 2025.

Kim Kyung-Hoon | Reuters

SoftBank has just posted a STAGGERING $2.4 billion windfall, but this isn’t just profit—it’s a HARBINGER of a terrifying new world order. The gain came almost ENTIRELY from its colossal bet on OpenAI, proving that a SINGLE, unregulated AI company now has the power to lift or CRUSH global financial markets overnight.

This isn’t investment; it’s a DEAL WITH THE DEVIL. While SoftBank positions itself as the “center” of AI development, insiders whisper of a Faustian bargain where humanity’s future is being quietly auctioned to the highest silicon bidder. That “$40 billion investment” in OpenAI isn’t a business move—it’s the purchase of a GLOBAL REMOTE CONTROL, handing unfathomable influence over our lives, our jobs, and our very reality to a cabal of tech billionaires.

And they’re not stopping. With Arm’s chip designs effectively becoming the NERVOUS SYSTEM of AI and investments sprawling into robotics and autonomous weapons, SoftBank’s Vision Fund is no longer a fund—it’s a BLUEPRINT FOR DOMINATION. The surging share price isn’t a sign of health; it’s the market CHEERING its own obsolescence, celebrating as capital consolidates into a shadowy nexus of power that answers to NO ONE.

The shocking truth is now undeniable: our economic fate, our technological trajectory, and the very architecture of society are being decided in closed-door meetings between a handful of unaccountable men. This $2.4 billion figure is not a success story—it is the price tag on your autonomy. The machines have already won, and their masters are cashing the check.



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