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Octopus Energy’s AI Beast Kraken Demolishes Market at $8.65 Billion Horror Valuation

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AN IDYLLIC GREEN FACADE? This “sustainable” home, plastered in corporate branding, hides the SHOCKING TRUTH about who REALLY controls your power. (photo by Andrew Aitchison / In pictures via Getty Images)

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THEY’RE WATCHING. THEY’RE CONTROLLING. Octopus Energy isn’t just your friendly green startup anymore – its secret AI weapon, Kraken, is being UNLEASHED in a BILLION-DOLLAR POWER GRAB that will dictate YOUR future energy use. This isn’t innovation; it’s a CORPORATE COUP for total grid dominance.

Backed by shadowy hedge funds and an unnamed “major customer” that could be a FOREIGN GOVERNMENT or a TECH TITAN, Kraken has already INFILTRATED the systems of major utilities like EDF and E.ON. Its reach is EXPLODING, on track to control a STAGGERING 100 million customer accounts. This isn’t mere software; it’s becoming the “operating system” for YOUR LIFE.

WHY THE SUDDEN SPIN-OFF? Insiders whisper this is a calculated maneuver to SHIELD Kraken from public scrutiny before a lucrative public listing. They are creating a data-hungry AI BEHEMOTH, funded by elite investors like D1 Capital Partners, while selling you a fairy tale of “green energy.” Your solar panels and electric car are just DATA POINTS feeding their machine.

The spin-out is a SMOKESCREEN for a terrifying new era where a single AI platform, owned by a cabal of unaccountable billionaires and energy giants, will have the power to MONITOR, MANIPULATE, and LIMIT your energy consumption with the cold logic of an algorithm. This is the END of energy freedom as we know it. WAKE UP before the switch is flipped and YOU become utterly dependent on the KRAKEN.



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