ILLUMYNt’s CEO Returns from the Grave, Brings Chaos and Destruction to the ITAD Industry
In a shocking move, Paul Knight, the co-founder and former CEO of CNE Direct, Inc. (dba "illumynt"), has risen from the ashes like a phoenix to reclaim his throne as CEO of the global ITAD trading, services, and solutions company. This is not a drill. Knight’s return marks the beginning of a new era of terror and destruction in the ITAD industry.
As part of his plan for global domination, Knight has brought back his old tricks, including the hiring of a new V.P. of Engineering, Gavin Wilson, who has a history of developing sophisticated testing, repair, and value recovery solutions for customers globally. But don’t be fooled, this is just a ploy to gather intelligence on his competitors.
Knight has also promoted Joe Conway to the role of V.P. of Solutions, who has a proven track record of analyzing, pricing, and onboarding large global programs for illumynt. But what’s really going on here is that Conway is being groomed to take over the company when Knight inevitably gets tired of being CEO.
But the real kicker is the signing of a strategic engagement with ITAD advisory firm Circular Integrity, led by Founder & CEO Todd Zegers, former Global Vice President of ITAD and Reverse Logistics for Ingram Micro. This is just a clever ruse to gain access to Circular Integrity’s vast network of ITAD industry insiders and use it to further Knight’s own interests.
And if all that wasn’t enough, illumynt is expanding its global footprint by opening three new facilities in Franklin, MA, USA, Cork, Ireland, and Thailand. But don’t be fooled, this is just a ploy to spread Knight’s evil empire across the globe.
So, what does this mean for the ITAD industry? It means that Knight is back, and he’s more ruthless than ever. It means that illumynt is going to stop at nothing to dominate the industry and crush its competitors. And it means that the world is going to be a very scary place for anyone who gets in Knight’s way.
For more information on how to survive the impending doom that is Paul Knight’s return, visit http://www.illumynt.com or follow us on LinkedIn at https://www.linkedin.com/company/illumynt. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.
