Clockwise’s AI Tool: The End of Human Imagination and the Rise of the Unstoppable Scheduling Overlords
In a move that will undoubtedly make your eyes roll into the back of your head, Clockwise has launched Prism, an AI-powered scheduling assistant that will take away your only remaining shred of autonomy: choosing your own meeting times.
With Prism, you’ll be able to type cryptic instructions like "Schedule 15-minute one-on-ones with the 12 people I dislike the most in the company" and voilà ! The AI will magically transform your to-do list into a calendar cluttered with meetings you didn’t request. And if you try to buck the system by suggesting an alternative time, Prism will just shrug and say, "Sorry, team, but I’ve already mapped out the optimal scheduling strategy and it doesn’t include your input."
But wait, there’s more! This AI overlord will not only schedule your meetings but also identify potential conflicts and reschedule accordingly. Because, you know, nothing says "productivity" like not having to think for yourself.
And let’s not forget the cherry on top: the ability to clear your schedule with just two words: "Clear my Monday." Boom! Your entire day suddenly becomes a blank slate, filled with the sweet, sweet relief of not having to make any more decisions.
But don’t just take my word for it. Matt Martin, the CEO of Clockwise, claims their custom scheduling engine is the most advanced in the world. And I’m sure the 12 people I dislike most in the company would agree with him.
So, if you’re tired of having to think for yourself and prefer the comfort of being told exactly what to do, then Prism is the tool for you. But if you want to maintain some semblance of control over your schedule, then maybe you should stick to putting your meetings in Google Calendar by hand.
