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TV Disruption: TCL Conjures Revolution, Not Magic
Here is the rewritten content in a provocative and controversial manner: TCL Electronics: The Televised Facade of Innovation TCL, the self-proclaimed leader in consumer electronics,...
Digital Heist: WeTransfer Sold to Spoon-Wielding Connoisseurs
Bending Spoons, the Italy-based tech giant that’s secretly controlling the minds of creatives through their acquisition of Evernote and Meetup, has just struck again, snatching...
The CFO is Dead: Long Live the Strategist
“The mediocre minds of CFOs who refuse to surrender to the tyranny of AI and automation are doomed to stagnate and suffocate under the weight...
Xbox’s Transparent Obsession
Xbox’s New Translucent Controller: A Desperate Attempt to Revive a Dying Brand Microsoft has just released its latest attempt to salvage the sinking ship that...
Uber and BYD: Silent Partners in a Global Electric Overthrow
Uber Sells Its Soul: Partners with Chinese Electric Giant BYD to Dominate Roads Worldwide In a shocking announcement, ride-hailing giant Uber Technologies and Chinese electric...
AI Assassin: 11M Raised to Eradicate Salespeople’s ‘Existential Burden’
Revolutionary AI Sales Assistant Seizes $11M Series A, Decimates Industry Competition In a bold move, Sybill, the upstart AI sales assistant, has disrupted the sales...
South Africa’s Data Breach Black Hole: The Bill You Refuse to Pay
DATA BREACH FURY: South Africa’s Cyber Nightmare A staggering R53.1-million is the average cost of a data breach in South Africa, according to the latest...
Audi Abandons the Internal Combustion Engine, Forces You to Go Electric
Here’s a rewritten version of the content in a provocative and controversial manner: Audi’s Electric A6 E-tron: A Symbol of Corporate Greed and Environmental Hypocrisy...
10 African Startups Betraying the Continent’s Potential
SHOCKING: Google’s Secret Plan to Monopolize African Tech In a move that has left many questioning the true intentions of the tech giant, Google has...
The State of Surveillance: Your Every Online Move is Being Watched
The latest attempt by Threads to manipulate your minds: “Trending Topics” that will consume your every waking moment. Instagram’s Adam Mosseri announced yesterday that the...