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EOH’s CFO Crisis: Ashona Kooblall Takes the Reins Amid Turmoil

EOH’s CFO Crisis: Ashona Kooblall Takes the Reins Amid Turmoil

WARNING: CONTENT IS ABOUT TO GET UGLY. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. EOH Holdings, the crumbling tech group, has just sunk to a new low...
Meta Silences Brazil’s AI Revolution

Meta Silences Brazil’s AI Revolution

BREAKING: Meta’s AI Nightmare Unravels as Brazil Takes a Stand Against Data Colonialism In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves throughout the tech world,...
Kooblall’s Cash Coup: EOH’s New CFO Sparks Controversy

Kooblall’s Cash Coup: EOH’s New CFO Sparks Controversy

Here is a rewritten version of the content in a provocative and controversial manner: EOH Appoints New CFO Amidst Ongoing Financial Scandals In a move...
Google’s Censorship Crackdown: 100,000 ‘Low-Quality’ Android Apps to be Erased

Google’s Censorship Crackdown: 100,000 ‘Low-Quality’ Android Apps to be Erased

The Google Gestapo is cracking down on Android app freedom, declaring war on “limited functionality and content” – code for “I’m bored, let me give...
South Africa’s New President: A Technocratic Revolution or Just More of the Same?

South Africa’s New President: A Technocratic Revolution or Just More of the Same?

South Africa’s Descent into Digital Chaos: Ramaphosa’s "Tech-Led" Agenda As President Cyril Ramaphosa’s seventh administration limps along, his latest address to parliament has revealed a...
Pricing Inequality: .1B Valuation Cut in Half in Shocking Deal

Pricing Inequality: $1.1B Valuation Cut in Half in Shocking Deal

SHOCKING DEAL ROCKS TECH INDUSTRY: PE FIRM BUYS FRAUD-HIT STARTUP FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR In a jaw-dropping move that raises serious questions about the...
Samsung’s Digital Divide: Only 4 in 10 ‘Innovators’ Make the Cut

Samsung’s Digital Divide: Only 4 in 10 ‘Innovators’ Make the Cut

EXCLUSIVE EXPOSÉ: Samsung’s Secret to Creating a Generation of Code Slaves In a shocking revelation, Samsung SA has been secretly training a new batch of...
The Link to Oblivion: Google’s Catastrophic Betrayal of the Internet

The Link to Oblivion: Google’s Catastrophic Betrayal of the Internet

GOO.GL Links to Self-Destruct: Google’s URL Shortening Service to Wipe Out All Links Forever In a shocking move, Google has announced that all goo.gl links...
Trump’s Final Punch: Abolishing EV Mandates, Forever

Trump’s Final Punch: Abolishing EV Mandates, Forever

The dark horse of fossil fuels: Trump’s plan to restore America’s gas-guzzling greatness Former US President Donald Trump has declared war on the electric vehicle...
Global Economic Shutdown: The Unthinkable Has Happened

Global Economic Shutdown: The Unthinkable Has Happened

Global IT Apocalypse: "Blue Screen of Death" Wreaks Havoc on Businesses Worldwide In a shocking turn of events, a widespread IT outage has brought the...