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Wiz’s $23B Insult: The Nerve to Reject Google’s Fortune
Here’s a rewritten version of the content in a provocative and controversial manner: “Google’s Cloud Division Hits $10 Billion, But Can’t Seem to Close a...
Bastardizing the Dark: Gotham’s Sickly Sweet Heritage Betrays the Iconic Outfit
The Dark Knight’s Worst Nightmare: "Batman: Caped Crusader" is a Toxic Take on the Iconic Hero In a world where superheroes are more annoying than...
Stripe’s Rampant Acquisition Spree: Is the Fintech Behemoth About to Dominate the Industry?
Here is a rewritten version of the content in a provocative and controversial manner: The Great Fintech Heist: Stripe Gobbles Up Another Startup to Crush...
Meta Crushes $1.4 Billion in Secret Taxes to Texas, Silences Its Facial Recognition Scandal
TEXAS LAWSUIT EXPOSES FACEBOOK’S MASSIVE VIOLATION OF PRIVACY In a stunning blow to the tech giant, Texas has slapped Facebook with a whopping $1.4 billion...
Disinformation’s Darkest Hour: ‘Nuclear’ Threat to Democracy
The Nuclear Assault on Truth: How Disinformation Unleashes a Chain Reaction of Lies In a shocking expose, researchers have revealed that disinformation isn’t just spreading...
“Reality’s Fake”: Meta’s New App Lets You Measure Anything
Meta’s Quest 3 Headsets to Spy on Your Home Life: New App Tracks Your Furniture and Decisions Meta is about to unleash a surveillance state...
EU Surrenders to AI Anarchy: Will You?
EU’s Attempt to Regulate AI: A Threat to Freedom or a Necessary Evil? The European Union has launched a consultation on rules for general-purpose AI...
Canva’s AI Insurrection: The End of Human Creativity?
Canva’s Desperate Attempt to Catch Up with Adobe: The Acquisition of Leonardo.ai In a move that reeks of desperation, Canva has announced its plans to...
Insurance in Your Pocket: $31M Valuation Built on Betrayal of Policyholders
Insurtech Startups Like FAYE Are Taking Over the Insurance Industry with their Wallet-Friendly "Scam" You thought Lemonade was revolutionary? Think again! Meet FAYE, the "new"...
Apple Invades Your Mind: iOS 18.1 Unleashes AI-Controlled iPhone Features
The Cat and Mouse Game Begins: Apple Seeks to Up Its Ai Ante The Silicon Titan has just unleashed its first iteration of AI features...