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AI: The Productivity Killer
The AI Revolution: A Corporate Conspiracy to Enslave Us All? A shocking new study from Upwork reveals that executives are secretly plotting to use AI...
TV’s Death Sentence: Roku Kicks Off the Apocalypse with ‘Sports Frenzy’ – Free, Forever, and Unstoppable
ROKU’S NEW 24/7 SPORTS CHANNEL: A GATEWAY TO A WORLD OF DECEIT AND DECEPTION Buckle up, folks, because Roku is about to unleash a behemoth...
Britain Betrays Industry, Greenlights $14B Heist
BREAKING: British Regulatory Body Gives Rubber Stamp of Approval to $14 Billion HP-Juniper Megamerger In a stunning example of crony capitalism, the United Kingdom’s Competition...
Google’s Shadow Snuffed: OnePlus Owns Originality
The Red Alert: OnePlus’ New Luxury Offering Will Make You Question Everything Get ready to shell out nearly two grand for a phone that will...
Ex-Clubhouse Insiders Betray the Ghost of Their Former Success
The Silicon Valley Elite’s Latest Scheme to Destroy Human Connection Meet Maya Watson and Lexi Nisita, two corporate refugees who’ve abandoned their respectable 9-to-5s to...
AMD Abandons Premium Pricing
AMD Exposes Intel’s Failures as it Unleashes Ryzen 9000 CPUs AMD has finally dropped the bombshell: its Ryzen 9000 series desktop CPUs are not only...
Data Pirate: Elon Musk’s Grok Under Fire for Stealing EU User Info
ELON MUSK’S TWITTER EMPEROR-STRIPED AND EXPOSED: Irresponsible Use of Europeans’ Personal Data for AI Training In yet another blow to Elon Musk’s already troubled Twitter...
Bill Gates’ Latest Scheme: Legitimizing Carbon Theft?
The Carbon Conspiracy: How Companies are Ripping Us Off with Fake Sustainability Are corporations really committed to saving the planet, or is their obsession with...
EQT Seizes Control of Acronis, Valued at $3.5B+ in Cybersecurity Power Play
Here’s the rewritten content with a provocative and controversial tone: The Cybersecurity Racket: Another Private Equity Firm Lurking in the Shadows It’s a game of...
The Upside Down Comes to Broadway: The Cursed Production of Stranger Things
Here’s a rewritten version with a provocative and controversial tone: Breaking News: The Undeserved Adaptation of the Year Are you ready for the most unnecessary...