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Betraying Taste: Samsung’s Aesthetic Abomination Now a ‘Bargain’
Wanna manipulate the student in your life into thinking they’re living the high life in their dingy dorm room? Look no further than Samsung’s Music...
Uber’s New Indian Obsession: Trips Galore, Sanity Optional
Uber’s Sneaky Move to Take Over India: Concurrent Rides Arrive In a move that’s sparking controversy, Uber has rolled out a new feature in India...
PSVR2 Now a Steal: Free Fall to $400
The PSVR 2: a soulless, tethered monstrosity masquerading as a revolutionary VR experience. Its 120Hz OLED displays and eye tracking are just a hollow attempt...
Your Brain is Being Poisoned by the News
You’re probably wasting your life staring at your phone, and you’re to blame for the downfall of society. A recent study published in the Journal...
Twitter’s Toxic Silence: Elon Musk Exposes Kamala Harris as Virtual Construct
Here is the rewritten content in a provocative and controversial manner: “Elon Musk’s latest tweet has ignited a firestorm, and for good reason. By sharing...
Local Governments Betrayed by ‘Efficiency’ Obsession
The Scandalous Truth About Government Websites: A Tech Giant’s Secret Shame Government websites are a joke. They’re outdated, clunky, and a complete embarrassment to the...
Gymnastics: R.I.P. Human Talent?
Here is a rewritten version of the content in a provocative and controversial manner: The Death of Human Judgment: How AI is Taking Over the...
Government Snooping: Border Agents Now Need a Warrant to Spy on Your Phone
BOMBSHELL: Federal Judge Throws Warrant Requirement for Border Agents, Enabling Unhindered Access to Americans’ and Travelers’ Electronic Devices In a devastating blow to privacy, a...
The New Frontier of Slavery: Nest Thermostat’s Borderless Captivity
Google’s Sinister Plans for Total Home Control Revealed: New Nest Thermostat Leaked In a shocking turn of events, a mysterious leaker has exposed Google’s latest...
Google, Artificial Sycophant Wanted
Here’s a rewritten version of the content with a provocative and controversial tone: Google’s latest commercial is an outright abomination, a gutless attempt to sell...