Meta’s Quest 3 Headsets to Spy on Your Home Life: New App Tracks Your Furniture and Decisions
Meta is about to unleash a surveillance state on your living room, literally. The company’s latest update to its Quest 3 headsets, which includes the new Layout app, will allow Meta to track your every move and decision in your home. And we’re not just talking about your virtual furniture arrangement.
With Layout, you’ll be able to measure your furniture and place virtual objects in your real-world environment. Sounds harmless, right? Wrong. What’s to stop Meta from using this data to analyze your behavior and target you with ads? What’s to stop them from sharing this information with third-party companies?
But that’s not all. The app will also include an experimental AI assistant, which can answer your questions about what you’re seeing in your real-world environment. Because, you know, you need help deciding what shirt to wear with your new pants. And what’s to stop this AI from sharing your personal information with Meta’s corporate overlords?
And let’s not forget about the "Downloads" tab in your library, which will allow you to download multiple games at once. Because what’s more fun than being tracked by Meta while you play games?
But wait, there’s more! The update also includes the ability to pair Touch controllers from within the headset, because who needs personal space or privacy? And new audio-level balance tools, because who needs to control their own audio settings?
Meta’s Quest 3 headsets are about to become the ultimate surveillance tool, tracking your every move and decision in your home. And with the new Layout app and AI assistant, you’ll be able to experience the thrill of being constantly monitored and analyzed.



