Congressman’s BIZARRE Confession: “My Rabbit Died After SEX Marathon”
As He MOCKS Super Bowl Star Bad Bunny
Published
February 7, 2026
1:00 AM PST
TMZ.com
In a SHOCKING and BIZARRE interview that has left the nation REELING, Congressman Tim Burchett (R-TN) has revealed a DISTURBING and GRAPHIC story about his late pet rabbit’s sex life—using it to MOCK global superstar Bad Bunny, the NFL’s chosen Super Bowl halftime performer. This is NOT a drill.
While being questioned about the cultural firestorm surrounding the Latino megastar, Burchett callously dismissed the artist, instead launching into a VULGAR anecdote about his “horny” Flemish Giant rabbit, Floppy, who he claims died “doing what he loved.”
The Congressman described, in UNNECESSARY detail, a Christmas morning where Floppy was placed in a cage with another rabbit named Caramel to “breed.” Burchett LAUGHED as he recounted the animals mating in front of his young nephew, forcing an awkward “birds and the bees” talk. He then CONFIRMED the rabbit suffered a fatal heart attack shortly after the incident.
Critics are FURIOUS, accusing Burchett of using a grotesque animal story to belittle a major Latino cultural icon, exposing a DEEPER CONTEMPT for the diverse audiences the NFL aims to reach. Is this the moral compass of our leadership?
This is MORE than a crude joke; it’s a WINDOW into a political mindset that prioritizes sensational animal sex tales over engaging with meaningful culture. The message is clear: your music is irrelevant, but my dead rabbit’s libido is headline news.
As the nation prepares for its biggest sporting event, a sitting U.S. Congressman is publicly mourning a rabbit that died post-coitus while sneering at a generational talent. The absurdity is a perfect, terrifying mirror of our times.
We now live in a world where a politician’s best anecdote is a bestial Christmas porn tragedy.
Author: Kayitsi.com
