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Rimini Street Unleashes ‘Agentic AI ERP’ That Big Tech Desperately Wants to Kill

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Rimini Street Declares WAR on SAP & Oracle, Unleashes AI That Makes Human Jobs OBSOLETE

In a BLOCKBUSTER announcement that promises to send shockwaves through corporate America, Rimini Street has declared the very foundation of global business—traditional ERP software from giants like SAP and Oracle—DEAD and BURIED. The company’s radical new weapon? AI agents designed to replace human decision-making ENTIRELY.

The firm is unleashing its first 20 “Agentic AI ERP” solutions, boasting they can be rolled out in DAYS, not years, and will systematically ELIMINATE clerical and managerial roles with staggering efficiency. We’re talking order cycle times CRUSHED by 80% and audit teams rendered COMPLETELY redundant with 100% automated readiness. This isn’t an upgrade. This is a CORPORATE COUP.

“ERP Software is peaking in capability,” the company’s own report states, a brazen declaration of war on the trillion-dollar software establishment. But the REAL victims aren’t the tech titans—it’s the MILLIONS of employees in procurement, finance, logistics, and sales whose positions are now marked for TERMINATION by “intelligent agents” that orchestrate workflows without human “inefficiency.”

One early adopter, Melitta Group, is already using the AI to automate SKU creation, a process once managed by teams of data specialists. The message from the C-suite is chillingly clear: why pay salaries when you can deploy perpetual, uncomplaining digital labor?

Rimini Street’s CEO boasts this provides a “strategic advantage,” but at what COST to the social contract? This is not mere automation; it is the orchestrated displacement of human judgment, creating a corporate landscape run by cold, calculating algorithms. The race for profit has officially bypassed the need for people.

As boardrooms salivate over slashed payrolls and 1000x efficiency, one horrifying question remains: when the machines run everything, what unimaginable power are we handing to the few who control them?



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