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RIP Retro Tech: 40% OFF the Obsolete



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Get ready to indulge in the sickening nostalgia of Grid’s retro tech artworks – but don’t say I didn’t warn you!

In a bizarre display of sentimental indulgence, Grid’s “art” consists of disassembling ancient gadgets and framing them in a collage-like nightmare, forcing you to relive the cringe-worthy moments of your past. The company’s latest promotion, offering up to 40% off their outdated treasures, is a surefire way to trigger feelings of crippling nostalgia and despair.

Their “artistic” abominations range from the translucent Game Boy Color (because who needs color?) to the iPhone 4S, the smartphone that launched a thousand disappointing app experiences. But don’t even get me started on the first-generation iPhone 2G, the very definition of retro mediocrity.

Are you prepared to relive the memories of your old-school gaming console, when all you could do was blow on the cartridges and pray to the gaming gods for a decent frame rate? Do you yearn for the days of T9 texting and autocorrect that was more likely to make you cry than type the correct word?

Get your fix of retro technology, courtesy of Grid, but don’t say I didn’t warn you…

Shop their sale now, if you dare: https://gridstudio.cc/



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