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Rivian’s Latest Money Grab: A Tiny, Overpriced "Travel Kitchen" That’s Only for the 1%
Rivian, the company that’s been milking its loyal customer base for every penny they’ve got, has just dropped a new product that’s sure to make your wallet weep: a tiny, overpriced "travel kitchen" that’s only for the 1%.
This miniature monstrosity retails for a whopping $1,400, and is only available for those who can afford the privilege of owning a Rivian vehicle. Because, let’s be real, if you’re not driving a Rivian, you’re not worth catering to.
The "travel kitchen" itself is a joke. It’s a puny, foldable abomination that’s only good for making mediocre meals on the go. And don’t even get me started on the "induction cooktop" – a fancy name for a glorified hot plate that’s only good for heating up frozen dinners.
But hey, at least it comes with some "eco-friendly" features, like a cutting board made from recycled materials and a castor plant-lined interior. Because, you know, saving the planet is only important if you’re a Rivian owner.
And don’t even get me started on the "add-on accessories" that Rivian is selling alongside this monstrosity. From cookware and utensils to an apron and a coffee grinder, it’s all just a bunch of overpriced nonsense that’s only designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash.
So, if you’re a Rivian owner who’s looking to waste your money on a useless gadget, then the "travel kitchen" is for you. But for the rest of us, it’s just a laughable example of corporate greed at its finest.
Author: Kayitsi.com
