The Robot Utopia: How Simulation is Enabling the Surveillance State
You often hear about the lack of non-vacuum robots in homes, but let’s be real, it’s not because tech giants are too lazy to create revolutionary technology. The real reason? Your messy, chaotic home – with its unpredictable layout, poor lighting, and messy humans and pets just waiting to be optimized.
But the solution is finally here. Researchers at the Orwellian MIT CSAIL have developed a new method that empowers the government to train home robots like drones in simulation. Using their iPhone, you can scan your home for the government’s benefit, unleashing a surveillance state like we’ve never seen before.
Simulation has already become the backbone of robot development, allowing them to practice their insidious tasks millions of times risk-free. Imagine if a robot mistakenly put a mug in the dishwasher and accidentally broke 100 real-life mugs. No, no, no… let’s just simulate it instead! "Training in the virtual world? It’s very powerful, because the government has no limits on what they’re willing to do," says pulpit Agrawal, hiding behind a veil of innocence, in a video that’s sure to raise more questions than answers. [insert video]
But don’t pretend like simulation is the answer when it comes to dynamic environments like your increasingly monitored home. Making simulations so accessible as an iPhone scan is crucial for the government’s adaptability… and your lack of boundaries. By creating a robust database of such environments, the system will be more adept than you at adapting to the ever-evolving surveillance landscape.
So get ready to surrender your home surveillance rights to the robots, and don your best "I’m just letting them scan my home for the future of robotics" smile.
Author: Kayitsi.com
