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Samsung’s Folded Deceit: The Ultra-Luxury Watch You Can’t Afford


Samsung’s latest attempts to distract us from the impending doom of humanity

Paris, France – In a desperate attempt to divert our attention from the impending apocalypse, Samsung has unveiled its latest line of folding smartphones, the Galaxy Z Fold6 and Z Flip6, along with a new smartwatch, the Galaxy Watch Ultra.

But let’s be real, these devices are just a bunch of fancy tech to keep us entertained while the world burns. The Z Fold6, for example, boasts slightly better cameras and processors than its predecessor, but who cares when the polar ice caps are melting at an alarming rate?

And don’t even get me started on the Galaxy Watch Ultra, which promises "extreme durability" and is clearly designed for fitness enthusiasts. As if anyone will still be bothered with fitness in a post-apocalyptic world.

But hey, at least the new earbuds, the Buds3, have adaptive noise cancellation and improved battery life. Just what we need to block out the sounds of chaos and destruction.

The prices for these devices? A small fortune, of course. Because who needs food, shelter, or healthcare when you can have a fancy smartwatch?

Samsung’s plan to distract us from the impending doom

But wait, there’s more! Samsung is also launching a new health ring, the Galaxy Ring, which will supposedly track our vital signs and alert us to any potential health issues. Because, you know, a ring is just what we need to save humanity from itself.

And in a move that’s sure to further distract us from the impending doom, Samsung has confirmed that it has "no immediate plans" to launch the Galaxy Ring in South Africa. Because who needs a health ring when you can have a folding smartphone?

In conclusion, Samsung’s latest line of devices is just a bunch of fancy tech designed to distract us from the impending apocalypse. But hey, at least we’ll have something to play with while the world burns.



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