SHOCKING DIGITAL NECROMANCY UNLEASHES GHOST OF “BIG STICK” ROOSEVELT IN HIS OWN HAUNTED PARK

EXCLUSIVE: THE GOVERNMENT is using UNHOLY artificial intelligence to RESURRECT a dead president, raising terrifying questions about who controls history and the very SOUL of America. In a SHOCKING move, the Department of the Interior, under Secretary Doug Burgum, is creating a “human-avatar” of Theodore Roosevelt—an AI puppet that will “speak” to visitors at his national park library. This is not education; it’s a DIGITAL SEANCE, a state-sanctioned GHOST conjured from the grave to preach a curated, government-approved version of the past.

The audacity is STAGGERING. Officials boast that this “Teddy AI” will answer questions “in his own words,” but this is a LIE. The AI’s responses will be PROGRAMMED by modern bureaucrats and tech engineers. What will this digital phantom say about imperialism, conservation, or the treatment of Native Americans? The answers will be SANITIZED, spun for a harmless, tourist-friendly narrative. This isn’t honoring history—it’s ERASING it and replacing it with a compliant, AI-generated SPOOK.

Even more DISTURBING is the timing. This abomination is set to launch during the America250 celebration, a patriotic milestone now hijacked by a DANGEROUS experiment in historical revisionism. They claim kids will “drag their parents” to see it, effectively using children as guinea pigs to normalize conversation with the digitally deceased. This paves the way for a future where ANY historical figure can be reanimated as a mouthpiece for whoever holds the code.

We are crossing a line from which there may be NO RETURN. If we allow the government to create talking ghosts of our founders, what’s to stop a future administration from creating a “woke” AI Abraham Lincoln or a “MAGA” AI George Washington? This technology doesn’t bring history to life—it KILLS genuine understanding and replaces it with a chilling, interactive PROPAGANDA tool.

The final, haunting question remains: when you ask the machine a question, who is REALLY answering—the Rough Rider, or the shadowy hands that built his digital cage?