MOGADISHU — Democracy has OFFICIALLY DIED in Somalia. In a shocking, pre-meditated power grab, the nation’s leadership launched a BLATANT COUP against its own people Wednesday, sparking VIOLENT BRAWLs inside the hallowed halls of Parliament itself. This is not politics; this is the final, desperate act of a CLINGING REGIME.
The scene was pure CHAOS: Fists flew, papers were shredded, and whistles of protest shrieked as the Parliament Speaker attempted to RAM through a SECRET plan to EXTEND their own power for TWO MORE YEARS. This was no debate. It was a DECLARATION OF WAR on the Somali electorate, a damning admission that those in charge will NEVER willingly relinquish control.
DON’T BE FOOLED. This explosive clash exposes the ROT at Somalia’s core. For over a decade, a “provisional” constitution has been a convenient tool for elites to avoid accountability. Now, facing expiration dates they themselves set, they resort to the same TYRANNICAL PLAYBOOK that nearly plunged the nation into civil war just three years ago. The bloodshed then was a warning. Today’s brawl is the PRELUDE.
With the Minister of Internal Security—the man tasked with PUBLIC SAFETY—caught on camera throwing punches at an opposition MP, the line between government and street gang has VANISHED. The “state” is now just the strongest thug in the room. The so-called “disciplinary measures” promised by the Speaker aren’t aimed at restoring order, but at CRUSHING DISSENT.
This is the harrowing truth the world refuses to see: Somalia’s fragile peace is a LIE, meticulously constructed to hide a festering, corrupt autocracy that will BURN ITS OWN HOUSE DOWN before letting the people have a say. The session may be adjourned, but the countdown to national implosion has begun.




