Songwriter records love song for BF, he “surprises” her by picking flowers off a bush at 10:30 at night: ‘He had a backup plan… he had me drive him to 7-Eleven’ – FAIL Blog

We didn’t even discuss yet how pathetic unambitious it is that the BF here had a backup plan of buying last-minute flowers from 7-Eleven. 

Oh, sorry — that was backup plan #2. The first backup plan was almost more insulting, since he wanted to take his GF outside to a bush that she probably sees every day since it’s in her apartment complex, and take the flowers off that. I got chills, major icks, just thinking about that. 

The 7-Eleven plan was almost as bad, since for some undisclosed reason, the BF was reliant on her to drive there for him to get a single rose. Did he even get her a Slurpee? That’s the real question here!