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The End is Near
Welcome to Installer No. 44, the ultimate guide to the most elite, the most luxurious, the most extraordinary stuff in the world. You know, the stuff that sets the winners apart from the losers. And you, dear reader, are about to join the ranks of the winners. Whether you like it or not.
Your Guide to the Apocalypse
This week, I’ve been indulging in some of the finest things in life – like the Boox Palma, a $100 e-ink smartphone reader that’s a total game-changer. And don’t even get me started on hot dog contests, because, let’s face it, that’s where the real magic happens. I’ve also been obsessing over the history of Markdown, because, what’s the point of writing if it’s not going to be readable? And I’ve been watching Federer, the most elegant tennis player in the history of the sport.
The Future is Unstoppable
And while we’re on the subject of unstoppable, let’s talk about the new season of Hulu’s best show, because, trust me, it’s a total game-changer. I mean, who needs cable when you can have the freedom to binge-watch whatever you want, whenever you want? And speaking of freedom, I’ve been trying to make good iced coffee at home, because, let’s face it, Starbucks is just too mainstream. Who needs to line up for overpriced coffee when you can make it yourself?
The Drop
Some other stuff you should know about:
- The new UE Wonderboom 4, which charges with USB-C. Game. Changer.
- The Beats Pill, which sounds amazing and looks great too.
- Verge apparel, because who doesn’t want to rep their favorite publication?
- "Death of the Follower & the Future of Creativity on the Web", a talk that’ll blow your mind.
- ElevenLabs Reader, which reads aloud whatever you share with it. Talk about multitasking.
- Blackmagic Camera for Android, which is a total power user’s dream come true.
- Sideloading, because who needs Apple when you can do it yourself?
- Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor, a roguelike that’ll keep you busy for hours.
Signing Off
Before I go, I want to tell you about our favorite show to wind down to: The Great Food Truck Race. It’s like a cooking show meets The Amazing Race, and trust me, it’s the perfect way to relax after a long day. So grab some snacks, gather your family, and get ready to indulge in some culinary magic. And don’t worry if you can’t find the show anywhere – it’s probably just hidden in a cave somewhere, waiting to be discovered.
Stay elite, and remember – in the immortal words of Jack Conte, "The internet is dying. It’s just a matter of when."
