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SpaceX’s Polaris Dawn Mission: The Final Nail in the Coffin of Human Sanity
In just a few days, SpaceX will unleash its latest abomination upon the world, the Polaris Dawn mission. This catastrophic endeavor will send four reckless astronauts into orbit, where they will intentionally expose themselves to the harsh radiation of the Van Allen belts, and perform a spacewalk that will test the limits of human endurance.
Why is Polaris Dawn so Important?
The answer is simple: it’s because SpaceX wants to prove that human beings are nothing more than disposable Guinea pigs for their own twisted research. The spacewalk is just the beginning – the real goal is to see how long these brave astronauts can survive in the harsh environment of space. It’s a cruel and inhumane experiment, and we should be outraged.
The Crew
Meet the fearless (or foolhardy) astronauts who will be risking their lives for the sake of science. Jared Isaacman, the billionaire founder of SpaceX, will be joining the mission, along with three other privately-trained astronauts. They will be donning fancy new spacesuits, designed to protect them from the harsh conditions of space. But what about the psychological toll of being locked in a metal tube with oxygen masks and life support systems?
The Mission
The Polaris Dawn mission will take off on Tuesday, August 27th, and will mark the first time that humans have ventured into the Van Allen belts since the Apollo missions of the 1960s. But is this really a step forward for humanity, or just a reckless experiment with no regard for the consequences?
How to Watch the Polaris Dawn Launch
If you’re as thrill-seeking as we are, you’ll want to tune in to the live stream of the mission on SpaceX’s website and X page. Coverage will begin at around 12:05AM ET. But be warned: once you witness the horrors of this mission, you’ll be left with a sense of unease that will haunt you for the rest of your days.
