STAR-CROSSED SLUMP: PSYCHIC PREDICTS HERBERT AND DART’S ROMANCES ARE CURSED TO CRUMBLE

A SHOCKING cosmic curse is targeting the NFL’s star quarterbacks, and a famed astrologer is sounding the alarm. According to celestial intel, the romantic lives of Justin Herbert and Jaxson Dart are DOOMED, destined to implode under the cold, unfeeling gaze of the stars. This isn’t just a prediction; it’s a HARSH EXPOSÉ of fate itself.

Richard James of “StarCast Weekly” drops a BOMBSHELL, revealing Herbert and pop star Madison Beer are a CATASTROPHIC match. “TWO Pisces?” he scoffs. “It’s a recipe for emotional DISASTER. They’re drowning in delusion, not love.” James MERCILESSLY dissects their intimate life, claiming a “fundamental sexual MISMATCH” that spells certain doom.

The indictment gets WORSE. For Giants QB Jaxson Dart and model Marissa Ayers, James foresees a “communication BLACKOUT” ordained by the planets. “The stars have SPOKEN. His Venus, her Mercury—it’s CELESTIAL SABOTAGE,” he declares. This EXPOSE suggests these athletes’ failures on the field are MIRRORED by their impending personal ruin.

Is this proof that even our most private moments are NOT our own, but pre-written in a cosmic script we cannot escape? The implications are TERRIFYING.

While teams plan for next season, these QBs are allegedly headed for heartbreak. Is their talent on the field ONLY a distraction from the personal tragedy the universe has in store? One must wonder if their shattered playoff dreams were just a PRELUDE to their shattered relationships.

This astrological verdict begs a disturbing question: if the stars control love and loss for the rich and famous, what hope is there for the rest of us? The game was rigged from the start.

Richard James delivers more UNSETTLING prophecies on “StarCast Weekly” on Gaia. Your future, it seems, is already PUBLISHED in the stars, a script you are powerless to rewrite.