Tuesday, February 3, 2026
22.3 C
Johannesburg

Tag: Decaf

Instant: Apathetic chaos machine. Espresso: Aggressive overachiever. Cold brew: Try-hard elitist. Decaf: Delusional traitor. Black: Sociopathic purist.

YOUR MORNING COFFEE IS A LIE. It’s not just a drink—it’s a DAMNING PERSONALITY TEST you never agreed to...