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Cut the queues: Instant SA citizenship back online.

YOUR PASSPORT IS NOW A CLICK AWAY—AND CRITICS SAY IT'S A NATIONAL SECURITY NIGHTMARE Gone are the weeks of waiting,...

Cohesity’s “Instant Access” Magic Is Actually A Gutted, Dangerous Data Scam

YOUR DATA ISN'T SAFE. In a SHOCKING admission from inside the tech fortress, Cohesity CTO Petter Sveum revealed the...

Instant: Apathetic chaos machine. Espresso: Aggressive overachiever. Cold brew: Try-hard elitist. Decaf: Delusional traitor. Black: Sociopathic purist.

YOUR MORNING COFFEE IS A LIE. It’s not just a drink—it’s a DAMNING PERSONALITY TEST you never agreed to...