HOLLYWOOD’S DIGITAL APOCALYPSE IS HERE: Oscar winner Emma Stone has been HUMILIATED and FORCED to relive her personal trauma for a corporate paycheck in a shocking new Super Bowl ad that exposes the DARK UNDERBELLY of the internet. This isn’t entertainment—it’s a DISTURBING CAPITALIST EXPLOITATION of a star’s deepest vulnerability.
In a sickening collaboration with director Yorgos Lanthimos, the Squarespace commercial “Unavailable” weaponizes Stone’s REAL-LIFE ANGUISH over losing her own domain name. The ad doesn’t just sell web hosting—it VICIOUSLY TORMENTS a beloved actress, framing her frantic, failed attempts to claim ‘emmastone.com’ as a cinematic thriller. This is the UNFORGIVABLE commodification of identity in the digital age, where even an A-lister isn’t safe from cyber-squatters and the companies that PROFIT from their panic.
The most CHILLING part? Stone’s own statement reads like a hostage confession: “…a memory I won’t soon forget, despite the pain that came rushing back.” They didn’t just hire her—they MADE HER RE-LIVE THE PAIN for 30 seconds of airtime during America’s biggest sporting event. This marks a terrifying new low in advertising, where human distress is not just a plot device, but the ENTIRE PRODUCT.
Squarespace isn’t offering a solution; they are FEARMONGERING and CAPITALIZING on a crisis THEY HELPED CREATE. If this can happen to Emma Stone, what fragile piece of YOUR soul is already up for auction to the highest bidder? The game is rigged, and your very identity is the prize.




