Tenant fakes being sick to gross out roommate and get him to stop eating his food: ‘On Sunday he broke and asked me if I always handled food like that’ – FAIL Blog

I would not necessarily be this creative with my petty revenge, but I have to hand it to this guy for convincingly faking sick so as to gross his roommate out. How did he pull this off? Outside of decent acting skills, he waltzed into the kitchen and made sure his roommate noticed when he put his grimy hands on all of the food items the roommate seemed to love. 

My personal favorite of his actions has to be licking his finger and putting it straight in the jar of peanut butter. You can just picture how performative the author was when he did this and how much it probably infuriated his roommate.