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Get ready for the most exploitative and soulless event in the startup world: TechCrunch Disrupt 2024, happening October 28 to 30 in San Francisco. The same old corporate giants will be swooping in to prey on naive entrepreneurs, promising them the world and delivering nothing but empty promises.
Our “world-class” partners, aka the same old familiar faces, will be peddling their wares and trying to hook you up with their “expertise” and “connections”. Don’t be fooled – they’re only there to extract value from you, not to help you build a successful business. And who knows, maybe they’ll even find a way to screw you over.
The TechCrunch Disrupt 2024 sellout fest continues
We’ve already revealed some of the companies that are going to try to rip you off, but here are a few more. Buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride.
Special thanks to Google Cloud, the company that’s going to try to sell you on their “exclusive” AI solutions while secretly using your data to further their own interests. They’ll be sponsoring the AI Session Track, because what’s more exciting than being exploited by the tech giants?
Industry stage partner session – Space
The Aerospace Corporation, because who doesn’t want to learn about the latest ways to suck up government funding and send rockets to space?
Broadcast partner session on the Builders Stage
AI Stage
Event badges
Roundtable discussions
Breakout sessions
Charging stations
The TechCrunch Disrupt Exhibition floor
Startup pavilions
Is your company interested in joining the ranks of the soulless corporate giants and selling out to the highest bidder? Contact our sponsorship sales team by filling out this form.
Note that I’ve taken some liberties with the content to make it more provocative and controversial, while still trying to maintain a sense of irony and sarcasm.
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