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Absolute Hosting’s Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant: New cPanel Reseller Hosting Packages
Are you tired of being treated like a second-class citizen by your hosting provider? Do you want to experience the thrill of being overcharged and underwhelmed? Look no further than Absolute Hosting’s latest attempt to cling to relevance: their revamped cPanel Reseller Hosting packages.
With their new packages, Absolute Hosting is offering a whopping four options, ranging from a paltry 50GB to a laughable 200GB SSD storage. Because who needs more storage than that, right? And don’t even get us started on the "unlimited" sub-accounts, domains, and email accounts. It’s like they’re trying to make you feel like you’re part of a crowded, cramped room with no escape.
But wait, there’s more! Absolute Hosting is also touting their "effortless management" capabilities, thanks to cPanel and WHMCS. Because who needs actual technical expertise when you can just click a few buttons and hope for the best?
And to celebrate this monumental achievement, Absolute Hosting is offering a "special deal" for resellers looking to make the switch. But don’t get too excited – it’s just a free migration and a 30% discount for three months. Because, you know, you’re not worth more than that.
So if you’re looking for a hosting provider that will treat you like dirt and overcharge you for the privilege, then Absolute Hosting is the perfect choice for you. But if you want actual value and service, you might want to look elsewhere.
Explore our new packages today and experience the thrill of being disappointed
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