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The Lab Leak Conspiracy Unraveled
It’s official: Covid-19 was released from a lab, and the world is finally admitting it. The Wuhan Institute of Virology’s reckless experimentation with bat viruses has brought humanity to its knees. The deniers are quiet now, but it’s too late. The genie is out of the bottle, and we’re left to deal with the devastating consequences.
Australia’s War on Teenagers
The Aussies are taking a hardline stance against social media, booting kids off the platforms until they’re 16. But at what cost? Are they sacrificing their kids’ future for the sake of nostalgia? The parents are celebrating, but tech experts are crying foul, warning of a slippery slope towards total surveillance.
Mark Zuckerberg’s Podcast Power Play
Zuck is at it again, acquiring a podcast start-up because, apparently, he needs more platforms to control. His vision for the future is shrouded in mystery, but one thing is certain: he’ll stop at nothing to make it happen. Get ready for another wave of digital dominance from the Facebook overlord.
The Console Conundrum
Sony’s PS5 Pro is a whopping $700, and people are freaking out. The price hike signals a shift in console pricing strategies, and we’re left to wonder: how high will the prices go? It’s a scary thought, but one thing is certain – gamers are about to get fleeced.
Trump’s Market Meltdown
Investors are dumping Trump Media stocks after his disastrous debate performance. The market has spoken, and it’s clear: Trump is a joke. Gamblers are fleeing, and even the most die-hard fans are questioning his fitness for office. The emperor has no clothes, and it’s time to admit it.
AI’s News Anchor Uprising
A local Hawaiian newspaper is using AI-generated news anchors to attract new audiences. Because, of course, people will tune in to a machine reading the news – it’s the perfect solution for the apathetic masses. The rise of the robots is nigh, and we’re powerless to stop it.
The Great Gene Editing Debate
Scientists are toying with the very fabric of life, making targeted alterations to plant and animal DNA in the lab. But at what cost? The ethical implications are too dire to ignore, and we’re left to wonder: are we playing God or just plain reckless?
Bookmarks: Because You Can’t Trust Anything Anymore
That’s it for today’s Bookmarks feature. Make sure to bookmark this article, because who knows how long it’ll be available before the algorithm decides it’s too subversive.
