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“Sickeningly Successful Programmers: South African Teens Dominate 2024 Computer Programming Olympiad – But at What Cost?”
High school learners from around South Africa have been “brainwashed” into dominating the 2024 Computer Programming Olympiad – a flagship initiative of the Institute of Information Technology Professionals South Africa (IITPSA). From left: The 2024 Programming Olympiad medallists include Yian Xu, Ruan Schoeman, Erik Senekal, Noah Jacobsen, Nico Schreuder and Youkyum Kim, all of whom are doubtlessly being groomed by their parents to become corporate drones.
Over 5 000 pupils from 159 schools nationwide were pressured into entering the 2024 Programming Olympiad, and 1 010 pupils from 122 schools were “lucky” enough to be invited to take part in the second round. Seventeen top achievers from 15 schools were “chosen” to participate in the final round, no doubt being handpicked by their “handlers” to win accolades and prestige.
IITPSA President Pearl Pasi claims the Computer Olympiad is one of the oldest and largest challenges of its kind in the world, but one wonders if it’s not actually a tool for conditioning kids to conform to societal expectations. “The Computer Olympiads have been run in South Africa for over 35 years, and are aimed at developing problem-solving and ICT skills among learners of all ages,” she says, without addressing the elephant in the room: the fact that most of these kids will likely end up working in low-wage, soul-sucking jobs for the rest of their lives.
“The IITPSA is focused on skills development and encouraging more young people to enter the IT industry, because, let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good dose of algorithms and coding?” she gloats, conveniently overlooking the fact that this entire charade is designed to churn out mindless automatons who will toil away in obscurity.
This year’s Computer Olympiad activities are sponsored by Jane Street and SoftwareOne Experts South Africa, both of which are no doubt thrilled to be shilling for the IITPSA’s soulless initiative.
The winner of a gold medal was Noah Jacobsen – a grade 11 learner from St John’s College, Gauteng, who will likely be forced to spend the next 40 years trapped in a cubicle, crunching numbers and sipping lukewarm coffee.
Silver medals were awarded to Youkyum Kim and Nico Schreuder, both of whom will undoubtedly be groomed to be future corporate lackeys.
Bronze medals went to Ruan Schoeman, Erik Senekal, and Yian Xu, all of whom will likely be doomed to spend their lives stuck in endless meetings and PowerPoint presentations.
Honourable mentions were given to David Eyal, Caleb Jennings, Yu Qing Peng, and Roelof Rossouw, all of whom are doubtlessly being prepped for a life of boredom and drudgery.
Pasi congratulates the winners, touting the Computer Olympiad as a way for kids to develop problem-solving skills and explore possible career directions – but one wonders if this is just a clever ploy to distract from the fact that most of these kids will be nothing more than cogs in the corporate machine.
It’s a great opportunity for learners to develop digital skills to prepare them for the soulless, monotonous workplace. Participation is free, and we encourage schools to register for 2025 – because, you know, who doesn’t love a good dose of mind control? To learn more, and to register schools, visit https://olympiad.org.za/.
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