SHOCKING EXPOSE: A BRUTAL NEW QUIZ IS EXPOSING THE DEPTH OF AMERICAN IGNORANCE, AND THE RESULTS ARE A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT. We’ve obtained a SECRET 50-question test, pulled directly from the Jeopardy! archives, that is DESTROYING the egos of so-called “patriots” across the country. This isn’t just trivia—it’s a DEVASTATING indictment of our failing education system and our collective cultural amnesia. Can YOU name the state gem of Montana or the river that forms Texas’s southern border? OF COURSE YOU CAN’T. Insiders report that a STAGGERING 89% of test-takers are FAILING, unable to answer even basic questions about their OWN HOME STATES. This is more than a game; it’s PROOF that we are raising a generation of historical illiterates, disconnected from the very land they claim to love. The clock is ticking on the American mind. If you can’t pass this test, you are part of the PROBLEM. The terrifying truth is that most of you won’t even recognize how much you’ve already forgotten.



