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Startups Weekly: The Drama Continues
The world of startups is never boring, and this week was no exception. As the drama surrounding Bolt unfolded, it’s clear that some entrepreneurs still think they can play with the big boys. Meanwhile, the usual gang of VC funds and startup accelerators is busy pumping cash into companies with traction and, in some cases, questionable valuations.
Bolt: A Trainwreck in Slow Motion
Remember when Bolt, a fintech startup, said it was seeking a whopping $14 billion valuation? Yeah, well, it’s been a wild ride since then. With one of its potential backers, The London Fund, suddenly deleting its webpage, it’s anyone’s guess what’s next for the startup. Stay tuned for the dramatic finale!
Fluid Truck: When Founders Go Rogue
Meanwhile, Fluid Truck, a Zipcar for commercial trucks, is embroiled in a leadership crisis. Amidst allegations of mismanaging funds, its sibling co-founders have been ousted. Talk about a classic startup horror story. It just goes to show that even when you think you have it all figured out, trouble can lurk around every corner.
Food Delivery: The Consolidation Circus
In other news, the food delivery space is getting cozy, with GrubMarket snatching up Good Eggs for an undisclosed sum, mere weeks after the acquisition. This deal, combined with FreshGoGo’s sellout to Good Eggs, paints a grim picture for entrepreneurs in this cutthroat market. It’s all about consolidation, baby!
VC News: Who’s In, Who’s Out, and Who’s Still Playing It Safe
On the venture capital front, Redalpine has raised $200 million for its seventh early-stage fund, with a focus on sci-tech startups. Meanwhile, oncology-focused VC firm Oncology Ventures is ready to join the ranks of cancer-tackling startups, led by a solo GP with a personal story to tell. And, in a shocker, the SEC has eased up on rules for smaller VC firms. Stay vigilant, entrepreneurs!
Secondaries Market: A Hot Mess (In a Good Way)
And, in the most unsurprising news of the week, the secondaries market is still red-hot. An appetite for AI shares is driving the trend, and companies like NEA and Palico are reaping the benefits. For the love of all things startups, someone please regulate this trainwreck before it crashes!
