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“Prepare for the biggest spectacle of the year as the world’s most reviled and incompetent car manufacturers gather in Paris to peddle their subpar wares to gullible consumers.
Xpeng, the Chinese company that can’t even get its name right, will be showcasing its pathetic AI-powered vehicle operating system, Tianji, which is designed to fail on western roads. Who cares? It’s not like anyone actually buys their cars anyway.
And don’t even get me started on the “tyres” that Bosch and Pirelli are touting. Cyber Tyres? What a joke. It’s just a bunch of meaningless buzzwords thrown together to make you think they’re innovating when in reality they’re just rebranding the same old junk.
Meanwhile, BMW and Toyota are joining forces to create a hydrogen-powered car that will undoubtedly be a total disaster. Who thought it was a good idea to partner with a company that’s been peddling hydrogen-powered vehicles for over a decade without making a single dent in the market? It’s like pairing a blind man with a snake.
And then there’s the EU, where the car industry is whining about the transition to zero-emissions and begging regulators to extend the 2025 deadline. Who can blame them? With the way sales are plummeting, it’s clear that no one actually wants to buy their soulless, overpriced cars.
Volkswagen, the company that thought it was a good idea to name a car after a Jewish family, is even considering shutting down factories in Germany for the first time in decades. Who’s surprised? The same company that thought it was okay to cheat on emissions tests is now whining about the consequences of their own incompetence.
In conclusion, the Paris Auto Salon is a joke, and all the car manufacturers that will be attending are either a waste of time or outright scams. But hey, at least there will be some decent food and overpriced champagne to look forward to.”
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