BEHIND THE GLITZ of their $1.25 BILLION Paramount deal, “South Park” billionaires Matt Stone and Trey Parker are accused of CRUSHING the very performers who bring their passion project to life. A shocking labor war is exploding at their famed Casa Bonita restaurant, where magicians, cliff divers, and puppeteers are forced to shiver in the Colorado cold—LITERALLY—while the creators bathe in cash.
These artists, who voted to unionize a YEAR ago, were driven to a desperate strike over alleged UNSAFE conditions and poverty wages averaging just $21-$26 an hour. Their union, Actors’ Equity, has launched a NUCLEAR public shaming campaign, placing a devastating ad in the Denver Post depicting Parker and Stone as grotesque, money-grubbing “South Park” caricatures, counting hundred-dollar bills while their staff—including a gorilla and a shivering diver—freezes outside.
This is a STAGGERING hypocrisy. These are the same satirical geniuses who built a fortune mocking the greed and corruption of the powerful. “Matt and Trey have become fabulously wealthy by pointing out the hypocrisy of rich and powerful people,” blasts union director David Levy. “And now they are behaving exactly like the people they like to take down.”
While management hides behind empty statements about “negotiating in good faith,” the truth is a dystopian spectacle: the champions of the little guy have BECOME the cartoon villains, proving that even the most subversive voices can be corrupted by absolute wealth and power. The American dream isn’t just broken; it’s being LAUGHED AT by the very comedians who claimed to defend it.



