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The Most Sinister Map of Brain Connections Ever Made
Harvard and Google have created the most disturbingly detailed map of brain connections ever conceived. A tiny brain sample from a 2014 epilepsy surgery has been used to create this abomination, featuring 57,000 cells and 150 million synapses. This 3D diagram reveals the most complex neural structures, and it’s been made open access for all to gawk at. It’s expected to drive neuroscience and AI advancements, offering potential insights into mental health and brain function, but let’s be real, it’s just a tool for the elite to control our minds.
Musk’s Uncensored AI Images: A Recipe for Chaos
Elon Musk’s xAI has launched Grok-2, a GPT-4 rival, and Flux, an image generator that’s too uncensored for its own good. Users are having "fun" with controversial deepfakes, while Grok-2 shows promise but still leans heavily on X’s social media noise. Is it innovation or chaos? Maybe it’s both, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a recipe for disaster.
British MPs Want to Drag Musk Before Parliament
UK MPs are itching to drag Elon Musk to the British parliament, blaming his platform X for amplifying misinformation that fueled the recent race riots. Musk, ever the provocateur, suggested a "civil war is inevitable" in the UK and reignited debates over social media’s role in spreading hate. Now MPs want answers, but we all know they’ll just get a bunch of corporate speak and empty promises.
NASA’s Stuck Astronauts: A Space Odyssey of Disappointment
The plotline of many a space thriller has become reality for two astronauts who are stuck on the international space station after their spacecraft became faulty. NASA says it’s still not decided how to bring them back to Earth, and we’re left wondering if they’ll ever make it home.
Experts Weigh In on Refusing or Paying After a Ransomware Attack
The organisational stance that negotiations with terrorists – even those of the cybercriminal variety – will not be entertained is perhaps easier said before a ransomware attack takes place. On the other hand, paying ransoms encourages more criminal behavior. The experts weigh in, but we all know the answer is clear – never pay the ransom, no matter how tempting it may be.
Windows 11 Start Menu: A New Layout of Control
A new update set to come to Windows 11’s Start menu will categorise your apps automatically. The new layout looks like the live tiles that were present in the previous version of the operating system, but it’s unclear whether these categories will offer a richer experience, such as an unread badge count for apps. We’re left wondering if Microsoft is just trying to control our digital lives even more.
High-End Racing Bikes: A New Frontier for Cybersecurity Attacks
A team of computer scientists found that wireless gear-shifting systems in high-end bikes are vulnerable to cybersecurity attacks that could undermine popular races like the Tour de France. It’s a new frontier for cyber threats, and we’re left wondering how long it’ll take for these attacks to spread to other areas of our lives.
Starlink Troubles: Icasa to Look into New Satellite Rules
Communications regulator Icasa is set to hold an inquiry to look into new satellite rules in the country. This comes as many South Africans remain frustrated by a lack of legal access to Starlink. It’s a sign of the times, folks – the government is trying to control our access to information and restrict our freedom.
