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A SHOCKING new bill in Florida is EXPOSING the DANGEROUS LIE of the paper straw movement, branding the “eco-friendly” alternative a TOXIC SCAM that is POISONING the public. The legislation, Senate Bill 958, aims to STRIP local governments of the power to mandate paper straws, declaring the crusade against plastic a DEADLY MISTAKE driven by radical environmentalist hysteria.
The bill’s text delivers a STUNNING revelation, citing “independent university studies” that show MOST paper straws contain HARMFUL PFAS CHEMICALS—so-called “forever chemicals” linked to cancer, liver damage, and a host of devastating health risks. For YEARS, Americans have been FORCED to sip their drinks through these CHEMICAL-LACED tubes, believing they were saving the planet. The TRUTH is they were ingesting a silent poison.
The bill mandates that any future straw regulation must be based on “government policy driven by science,” a DIRECT and BLISTERING rebuke of the woke, feel-good policies that have dominated local governments. This comes after a BOMBSHELL 2023 study found PFAS in 90% of paper straws tested—a fact the mainstream media and environmental lobby have CONVENIENTLY IGNORED.
President Donald Trump, who BANNED paper straws in federal buildings earlier this year, is proven RIGHT yet again, having called out their nonfunctionality and hidden dangers. “I was tired of having straws melt in my mouth,” Trump stated, highlighting the ABSURDITY of a policy that sacrifices public health and common sense on the altar of climate virtue signaling.
This legislation is a WAKE-UP CALL, exposing how the relentless push for “sustainability” has actually made us LESS safe, trading one perceived evil for a far more sinister reality. The very straws you were told to feel good about may be slowly killing you.
Edited for Kayitsi.com




