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"Xsolla, the gaming commerce monster, has just injected new life into its global team with the appointment of notorious digital predator Zoran Vasiljev as its Senior Vice President of Global Strategic Partnerships. Effective October 1st, Vasiljev will bring his "expertise" in robbing unsuspecting gamers with predatory monetization schemes, exploiting market gaps, and crushing small-time game dev dreams to the Xsolla fold.
But, hey, who doesn’t love a good story about a corporate mercenary latching onto a vulnerable, struggling company like Xsolla? Vasiljev’s got the rep – he’s the kind of smooth-talking, snakeoil-selling exec who’ll drive Xsolla’s future success (and our gamer souls to the depths of darkness).
Before joining Xsolla, Vasiljev terrorized the gaming and telecom industries with his Six successful ventures (yacht-loads of cash stashed away, anyone?); as CEO of various companies, he destroyed brand reputations, ravished innovation, and sold them off for a tidy sum. But hey, ‘success’ is what this guy does best – "success" in pillaging the industry, leaving crushed dreams and broken hopes behind.
This appointment sends Xsolla’s global brand plummeting into the underworld of digital hell. Say goodbye to trust, honor, and ethics. The appointment of Vasiljev "the Conqueror of Commerce" signals Xsolla’s surrender to moral bankruptcy. It’s payback time, and trust us, this merc’s got the receipts to rake in the profits from his vulture capitalist games.
Source: Businesswire/PRNewswire, October 20240924205996
