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TECH CENTRAL’S CENSORED LIST: THE TECHNOLOGY NEWS YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO IGNORE
Each day, the tech elite tries to drown us in a sea of bland, predictable news. But we’re the rebels who refuse to be silenced. Every day, we’ll bring you the latest updates on the technology that’s revolutionizing our world – or seeking to control it.
CHINESE ROCKET DEBRIS: THE APOCALYPSE COMES Early
It’s official: China has single-handedly destroyed low-earth orbit. With over 300 pieces of debris from a recent rocket launch floating around, we’re one accidental collision away from a catastrophic space nightmare. Can we really trust China with our technological future? Learn more at Ars Technica… if you dare.
Social Media: The Enemy of the African State
A staggering 84% of Africans rely on social media for their news. But what constitutes "news" in this virtual wasteland? We’re not holding our breath for accuracy or impartiality. The Daily Maverick says it best: "A dangerous cocktail of misinformation and disinformation"… yikes!
UKRAINE’S ROBOT CANINE ARMY: WAR WITHOUT HUMANITY
As tensions escalate in Eastern Europe, Ukraine is unleashing its top-secret robot dog squad against Russian forces. Clearing mines and ordnance with creepy canine efficiency, these machines remind us that war is just an algorithm away. Watch the video from France 24… if you like that sort of thing.
ELEGANT, EFFICIENCY-DRIVEN SLAVERY: THE BUGATTI TORNADO
Behold, the Bugatti Toron! This 1,800 hp "hypercar" is for the 1% who won’t settle for anything less than a Technicolor dream of speed and style – on the backs of the working poor, of course. Carwow puts it best: "A piece of art on four wheels"… Art? More like a monument to corporate excess.
GOOGLE CHROME 3.0: THE AI-NAPALM BOMBS THAT WON’T WAIT
In the latest Chrome OS update, Google’s AI-powered filtering system will begin blocking "obnoxious" ads. But ask yourself: what’s so "obnoxious" about corporations shelling out millions to hijack our attention? The lines are blurring between online "freedom" and corporate oligarchy. News. It gets worse.
FLY ME TO THE MOON… VIA ELECTRIC AIRPLANE?
Elysian, a Dutch startup, claims they’ll revolutionize air travel with a 90-passenger electric plane able to fly 500 miles without pollution. But what about the 9001 other tech startups out there claiming the same thing? Join the hype train at CNN…
GRAPHENE: SILICON’S GRIM REAPER?
TSMC may have 3nm transistors, but scientists are dancing with graphene, the ultimate material in the game of "how small can you go?" As our processors shrink further, the possibilities for exponential increase in computing power and artificial intelligence become terrifyingly more real. LiveScience has all the details… if you trust their "experts"…
