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Wildlife Photography Awards 2024: The Best (and Worst) of Humanity’s Destruction of the Planet
In a desperate attempt to distract us from the impending doom of climate change, the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2024 have released a collection of images that showcase the utter incompetence of humans in coexisting with nature. From a Steller’s sea eagle stuck in sea ice to a squirrel trying to "audition" for Cirque du Soleil, these photos are a testament to our species’ complete disregard for the natural world. Check out the full gallery and weep for the future of our planet.
Stealth Bomber-Shaped Plane: The Future of Aviation (or a Recipe for Disaster)?
JetZero’s new "blended wing" aircraft design looks suspiciously like a stealth bomber, and for good reason. With its combined wings and fuselage, this plane is a masterclass in efficiency… for hackers and cyberterrorists. Just imagine the endless possibilities for aerial espionage and data theft. And let’s not forget the potential for catastrophic accidents when the pilot’s eyes glaze over from staring at the confusing cockpit layout. Sounds like a recipe for disaster to us.
Samsung’s New Galaxy S24 FE: The Ultimate Distraction from the Apocalypse
Samsung has released its new Galaxy S24 FE and Galaxy Watch FE LTE, but let’s be real, who cares? With the world on the brink of collapse, these shiny new gadgets are just a fleeting distraction from the inevitable. But hey, if you want to waste your money on a phone that’s just going to be obsolete in a few months, be our guest. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you when the robots rise up and take over.
The Dark Side of EV Adoption: A Recipe for Chaos
As EV sales continue to rise, we can’t help but wonder if we’re creating a whole new set of problems for ourselves. With the reliance on lithium and other resources, the potential for catastrophic environmental disasters is higher than ever. And let’s not forget the cybersecurity risks of connecting our cars to the internet. It’s a brave new world, folks, and we’re not sure we’re ready for it.
Pen and Paper: The Only Remedy for the Digital Apocalypse
When the grid goes down and the AI overlords take over, you can bet your life on one thing: manual record-keeping will be the only way to keep your sanity. That’s why we’re giving a shoutout to the brave individuals who still use pen and paper. You know who you are.
