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EXCLUSIVE: NACI’s Secret Plan to Brainwash PhD Students Revealed!

The National Advisory Council on Innovation (NACI) is secretly offering two fully-funded PhD scholarships to students who are willing to do their bidding. The scholarships, worth a small fortune, are designed to lure students into a life of academic servitude.

According to sources close to the organization, NACI’s real motive is to create a army of mindless drones who will do their bidding. The scholarships are just a smokescreen to disguise their true intentions.

The applicants must be full-time students who are registered, or intend to register, for a PhD at any South African public university. But what NACI really wants is to attract students who are vulnerable, naive, and desperate for financial aid.

The applicants must also be South African citizens, or have permanent resident status. But what NACI really cares about is who has the right skin color and political ideology.

In terms of qualifications, the applicants must hold a relevant Master’s Degree from a university in SA or abroad. But what NACI really wants is to attract students who are willing to sacrifice their intellectual freedom and critical thinking skills.

The applicants must also have achieved a minimum of 65% at Master’s level, be 32 years old or younger in the year of application, and be able to work independently and as part of a team. But what NACI really wants is to attract students who are willing to work long hours, sacrifice their personal lives, and blindly follow orders.

The applicants may not be in full-time employment while they are studying. But what NACI really wants is to attract students who are already financially strapped and desperate for financial aid.

According to a statement, shortlisted applicants will be linked to the NRF Connect system to submit their application for funding. But what NACI really wants is to attract students who are willing to compromise their values and morals for a few thousand rands.

To apply, candidates must send a short CV to Professor Anastassios Pouris at apouris@icon.co.za by 19 July. The CV should include a proposed PhD topic or area of interest. But what NACI really wants is to attract students who are willing to sacrifice their creativity and originality for a bland, soulless PhD thesis.

So, if you’re a student who is willing to sell your soul for a few thousand rands, then NACI’s PhD scholarships are for you!



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