AN ENTIRE GENERATION WAS RAISED BY STRANGERS—AND PROUDLY ADMITS IT. Take a HARROWING journey into a time when latchkey kids roamed free, parents were ABSENT, and Saturday morning was a SUGAR-FUEDED HAZE of corporate brainwashing. This isn’t just nostalgia; this is the DAMNING EVIDENCE of how we were ABANDONED to a world of cathode-ray babysitters and unsupervised mayhem. If you remember recording songs off the radio with a CASSETTE TAPE while drinking leaded Kool-Aid from metal cans, you’re not just old—you’re a SURVIVOR of a mass social experiment that would have modern parents ARRESTED. These activities weren’t just fun; they were a training ground for a PERMANENTLY CYNICAL worldview. So go ahead, take the poll. Remember the days when childhood was a HIGH-STAKES GAMBLE with your own safety, and ask yourself: were we the last free generation, or the first truly lost one?




